How Blessi peels a banana.
At the end of a summer yard sale, there were
a lot of Science Fiction and Fantasy books left over. Jim kindly let me "check
out" a bunch of these books for reading and eventual return. I have been having
a great time re-reading some of my favorite authors from 20 years ago--
discovering that I may have "outgrown" that particular author no matter how
charming the talking otter originally seemed to me. However, I took one of Jim's books to the stable and ended up writing the following email.
Topic: Cost of Exile's Gate Book
Dear Jim,
Today, Blessi had a vet appointment and needed to be lightly put under
anesthesia. At the end of the appointment, there was a bit of a mess to clean up in the wash
stall. So I turned Blessi out into the arena to sleep off his horsey
drunkenness.
Well never assume that Blessi is too sleepy to get into mischief. I had
forgotten to close the door to stable owner's private tack area. Crash. Over went the
waste basket in this area so I had to clean up the spilled stuff, back Blessi
out of the tack room, and lock the door.
So what else could Blessi get into I thought as I went back to cleaning--he
was not walking very steady so how far could he go? I go back to cleaning up
but I decided to check on Blessi after 5 minutes.
Blessi was over by the mounting block nosing at something on the ground.
It was your book Exile's Gate and a banana. Or should I say the remains of an
exceeding ripe banana smeared over your book--and both items were sprinkled
over with gravel. Yuck!!!
I don't like exceedingly ripe bananas but Blessi does so I had brought the
banana over to give to Blessi as a treat when I took Blessi back to his home
pasture. And I meant to read your book as I waited for Blessi to wake up.
And how did Blessi get most of the banana out of the peel without opposable
thumbs?
So Jim, I will either purchase Exile's Gate from you at whatever price you indicate or I will buy you a new copy of the book. I am sorry that Blessi has such messy eating habits when he is reading.
So Jim, I will either purchase Exile's Gate from you at whatever price you indicate or I will buy you a new copy of the book. I am sorry that Blessi has such messy eating habits when he is reading.
Regards, Pamela
I was still puzzled as to how Blessi managed to 'peel' a banana. So I took a banana to the stables and video taped the process. Blessi sure had fun. Note: This will be the last time Blessi gets an unpeeled banana (I hope) since there is a possibility that he may mistakenly swallow part of the peel.